Evidence ยท Missing
The WHOIS report has been eaten.
Requested from the registrar, printed single-sided, and left to cool on the evidence desk for reasons nobody can now explain. Within the hour, it was gone.
The registrar has since confirmed the domain's privacy-proxy details in writing. Unfortunately, that copy was also left near the break room, and investigators have declined to comment on its condition.
"It had a crust-colored border. What was I supposed to think?" said the same suspect, now banned from the break room.
โ Unnamed Person of Interest
Fragments Recovered
- Registrar name โ visible, unfortunately not useful.
- Registration date โ smudged, looks suspiciously like a thumbprint.
- Privacy proxy notice โ intact. Read: still redacted, still uneaten. Mostly.
- One bite mark. Dental records pending.
- Eaten, mistaken for a pie61%
- Recovered as damp confetti19%
- Re-requested from registrar15%
- Filed under "will not happen again"5%