Evidence ยท Missing

The WHOIS report has been eaten.

Requested from the registrar, printed single-sided, and left to cool on the evidence desk for reasons nobody can now explain. Within the hour, it was gone.

The registrar has since confirmed the domain's privacy-proxy details in writing. Unfortunately, that copy was also left near the break room, and investigators have declined to comment on its condition.

"It had a crust-colored border. What was I supposed to think?" said the same suspect, now banned from the break room.
โ€” Unnamed Person of Interest

Fragments Recovered

  • Registrar name โ€” visible, unfortunately not useful.
  • Registration date โ€” smudged, looks suspiciously like a thumbprint.
  • Privacy proxy notice โ€” intact. Read: still redacted, still uneaten. Mostly.
  • One bite mark. Dental records pending.
61%19%15%5%
  • Eaten, mistaken for a pie61%
  • Recovered as damp confetti19%
  • Re-requested from registrar15%
  • Filed under "will not happen again"5%