Case File · Missing

The dossier has been eaten.

The full Justin Grey dossier — 40+ pages, six suspect profiles, a signed WHOIS printout — was left on the break room table on a Tuesday. It is no longer on the break room table.

Security footage shows a figure approaching the folder, pausing, and remarking that it "looked exactly like a hand pie." No further footage exists. The case file was, per the incident report, medium-well.

"In my defense, it was in a pie tin," said the suspect, declining to specify which one.
— Unnamed Person of Interest

Fragments Recovered

• Suspect list — page 1, corner bitten off exactly where “Ken Robertson” was printed.
• A single crust flake, tested, confirmed pastry, not paper.
• Half a WHOIS printout, folded like a napkin. Not encouraging.
• "DO NOT EAT — EVIDENCE" Post-it note, partially eaten.